Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
Humor is just another defense against theuniverse. - Mel Brooks
That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it. - Mel Brooks
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him. - Mel Brooks
Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love. - Mel Brooks
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. - Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks
Good taste is the enemy of comedy. - Mel Brooks
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. - Mel Brooks
Sex is like pizza. Even when it is bad it is good. - Mel Brooks
I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. - Mel Brooks
The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly. - Mel Brooks
Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks